Shakespeare`s inspiring suggestions

Shakespeare`s suggestions to politely say you are not wanted.
"Could I come near your beauty with my nails..I`d set my ten commandments in your face."
.."detested parasites"..ouch..The gift for the special one..?

Set of magnets:

Bandages:

Mug:

T-skirt:

A tie:

A poster:

                 
- I guess we all know one of those..